I knew it was coming. I saw the signs. I should have been better prepared. I should have anticipated this moment. Yet here I am, sitting alone in a pile of toys, wondering what to do next. What will I feed the children? Do they have any clothes to wear?! Will the toilet paper run out?!? HOW DO YOU MAKE KOOL-AID?!?!?
My wife is on retreat. Pray for me to the Lord our God.